Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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