hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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