Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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