Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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