please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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