I don't think brook has ever known best
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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