How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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