I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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