Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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