what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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