no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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