Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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