I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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