yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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