More tranny stories later!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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