no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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