We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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