So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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