how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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