i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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