He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you win again, gameday.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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