just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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