What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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