ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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