i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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