do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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