I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
A+ Viking dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
