pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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