tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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