Say something about gay babies.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
handjob tips. give me some.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
