I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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