fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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