I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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