Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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