Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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