after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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