Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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