the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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