Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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