i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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