is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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