no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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