haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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