So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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