friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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