You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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