JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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