Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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