You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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