I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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