No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Acid is not a monday night drug
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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