Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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