Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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