I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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