Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm bleeding and have questions
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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