I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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