what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
