I can feel you judging me through the phone.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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