I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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